What I'm thankful for... 2009

often imitated, never duplicated.

I'm thankful for...

-Socks on clearance
-Cardigans (on clearance)
-Disney Movies in 3D
-My guard Kitty, and 2 flappy lipped dogs (ones cock eyed and licks everything)
-The Sporting News Subscription I have
-the new job i start in like 4 days
-cranberry sauce
-Steven Segals new reality show
-Oprah wiping the Monkey-Attack ladies face (most work she's done in years)
-whenever a G2 costs me less than .99 cents
-my new home and my extended family
-xbox 360 (still)
-our new hi-def TV
-TIVO
-getting bawners during the weigh-in of the Biggest Loser
-pen pals
-10.1 JIZZAWATTS!!1
-Kirk Cameron
-saying 'no' to several 'opportunities' that would've made me leave the town I love
-no longer working at place that broke ppl's backs to make $10
-Google Wave
-the show Bones initially being a disappointment (misleading name) but it still being a good show
-grannnoooooola
-OATMEAL!!!
-Rachel beating the crap out of me 3 minutes after i awoke cuz i said Bill Nye was lame
-knowing my favorite Teams aren't affiliated w/my childhood Flag football team
-having the Technology to have my Voicemails transcribed for me, so i dont have to listen them and can read them. Like this one: "Hey I'm on. We got the press or not but DX B X for you over here on there for. Also to let you know if you wanna pain that refrigerator, right. Because this is Betty with tough staffed by. Best-seller special came at, To remove the moved to okay because about training for afraid she's beverage pansies bears web 2501 okay. Have a great day. I'll be off. I'll be there thing."
- HUGS!!! (i miss giving so many out)
-road rage movie cuddlers dodger guy
-getting a concussion from a 40 lb dog cage that was covered in dookie and blood
-Jay Leno failing
-Twitter
-finding my mini He-Man figure in the dogs stool
-Bitch Stewie
-Spring Training
-Hello Astro
-that bacon smell from my crotch when i go days without bathing
-turns out .99 cents IS a good prince for a wine bag
-ive gaind enough weight back that chicks think im gonna mug them
-CHONES CUKS!!!!1
-'I'm so poor, I have a RU-BLAY'
-the child whos head is big enough to have its own gravity field
-porn on my phone
-having a serious discussion about the fears of farting on a yogaball
-SuperCollider has yet to kill us all... or has it?
-that one chef chick got smack in the face by a me
-i got Uggs
-HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGE
-finally being able to flop around on a wet gummi bear for a couple of hours at the mall
-Clearance Racks
-Racks, just racks
-Ice Packs
-Drinking SoCo in Soho w/ YoYo's for no Dough
-Chiropractors
-caffeine
-Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf
-Burts Bees ResQ ointment
-sitting 6th row @ dodger stadium (and manny got suspended the next day)
-holding hands and watching the waves roll in
-not finding out where that smell is coming from
-sharing dreams, and then working to make them come true
-I have insurance, and alot of other things because of her. and she never thought twice
-I've only been to WalMart twice this year. and once was by accident
-I have yet to find an Al Kweeda, but I'm pretty sure the Kitty is a member of it.
-The Flish Drummer. and the band name he doesnt realize is gonna be our name.
-that tweeker chick w/ the tight ass jeans on and those Santa Claus boots
-having more Nephews to teach baseball stuff to
-Conan taking over the Tonight Show
-American Spirit Black Packs
-SNUS
-Cold weather and hopefully some snow again
-FINALLY winning The Championship in my fantasy Baseball league (the last 2 years I finished3rd and 2nd respectively)
-CARLOS PENA!!!! (41 Singles, 39 Home runs) He's a man to me
-Zach Greinke won the Cy Young (me and Hens saw him pitch in Spring Training)
-Unemployment
-Seks dreams w/ Pat Sajak
-Rachel Rae's a Hermaphrodite
-heart sans robot
-Donde Esta con Culita y Zanahoria Quack cuz
-Trader Joes (This place is CHEAP as heck!!) i'm there all the time
-the re-released Nirvana album Bleach
-not being able to walk out of ZIA w/o spending at least $50
-Sweet Tomatoes (aka Salad Salad Good Good) and the weirdo white trash geriatric funness that frequents the place
-chicks w/ man faces
-chicks w/ robot hearts
-having the ability to move a twinkie across the room without using my hands or mouf
-DISNEYLAND~!!!! (especially StoryBook Land)
-Obama's Still the President
-the yearly xmas/berfday package I receive from Jill
-Spending $40 on Halloween candy and having one, yes, ONE trick or treater

and last but not least: My Mom and Dad, Brother and Sisters, Nieces and Nephews. Rachel and Drizz and DMitri. And our brothers and sisters protecting us overseas.

Everyone be safe. And make sure you let you the ones you love know that you are thankful for them.

and feel free to post your own 'What I'm thankful for' blog, or post it here. Just make sure you take the time to think about it.

godspeed

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GIRAFFES!!1!

the voicemail

Rachel, it's Sam, I just wanted to call you. I'm stuck at telling you I know you need voicemail the. Jason Hensley just called me up. Totally forgot. He's in New York City, New York City any state. I'll talk to the like, who was like the worst sister. Hey hotel sorts of we'll do some Fairfield Phillips right on social Park. He said he if you can like is firm is overlook and Central Park, but they haven't gone there yet, but they're planning on going there and they're going to David Letterman tomorrow and he's going to wait and he came hoc, and Jason. Henry gets very you know friend the Larry anyways. Your beautiful. Let me know you got this message. Alright.

all i can i really say is...

no matter how i handle it. i always end up being the bad guy, the dick, the controller.

but i wasnt that this time, and yet it ended with same results.

i got this far on my own, and i plan on keeping it that way.

so then...

Last nights wish crime
Can break others wait time
The party won't make me proud
Then shattered dream loud

Colorless friend get set
To lonelier tones cold breath
Get our hands past that matter
Because last nights whims splatter

Never change that forever
Means nothing until midnight
On her perch fed sat sadder
Belows past just got a ladder

Soft idea got touched by mad
Hope the scare gets passed by buttons
Think royalty had its moment
When its scarred said its true

Let the morning pretend
To offend and forget
that she's made of matter
And rest when they ask her
Then bleed from her arms
Damage to both sides
Rest rest rest

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