-John McCain will pull up in a lowrider, hitting switches.
-Instead of using his catch phrase "My Friends" at the beginning of his answers, John McCain will start using his new catch phrase "What you talking about Obama?"
-At the beginning of the debates, Obama will rise from the floor. With strobe lights, disco balls, and fog machines going off. Wearing a velvet suit, using a cane, and wearing a pinky ring, Obama will demand the moderator to kneel down and kiss the ring.
-John McCain will fire Sarah Palin on the spot and hire comedian Katt Williams. In which John MCCain will point at Katt Williams and say, "This VIP right here!! Is called DEFF!"
-To show he can connect with 'Middle America', Barack Obama will eat a mayonnaise sandwich while watching the reality show 'Cops!'
-To show he connects with the 'Neo-Conservative' base, John McCain will make an Anti-Semitic joke.
-Michelle Obama, who is sitting in the crowd, will follow up every one of John McCain's accusations with, "OH NO HE DINT!" and shake her head and snap.
-John McCain will follow up a question about women's rights by answering "Ladies is pimps too, go ahead brush yo shoulders off."
-John McCain will sing a verse of 'Chocolate Rain', By Tay Zonday. In which Barack will reply, 'Let it rain biatch!'
-Instead of comparing Economic Stimulus packages, John McCain and Barack Obama will just compares each others 'packages' and make references to 'stimulus'.
-Cindy McCain will show up in a bikini.
-Not to be outdone, Joe Biden will attempt to take out his hairplugs.
-The debate takes a serious turn when the question is asked, "What is more important to the Cubs next season, OPS or BA with RISP."
-John McCain will announce that the right side of his face, heavily scarred from multiple cancer surgeries, will be in charge of Homeland Security.
-Dog the Bounty Hunter will interrupt the debate, by bursting through the ceiling with Osama Bin Laden in handcuffs, and handing him over immediately to John McCain.
